3D porno impregnates woman while husband is away at war...

I truly hope this story is fake, and they are just trying to get media attention. If this is true, this kid should count his blessings that her dumbass husband isn't his real father.

Apparently, Jennifer Jhonson got pregnant while her husband was away in Iraq. 9 months later, a slightly darker baby popped out. She claims she never cheated and that a black porn star in a 3D porn movie is the father.

At least she didn't claim the baby was conceived through "God the Holy Spirit" and she is the next Mary.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

Read the rest here: Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant

Now lets see if they sue the porno film studio for child support. Stay tuned.

Man arrested for indecent exposure: in his own house.

This has got to be one of the more ridiculous stories I have heard in awhile. A 29 year old man (as a bonus - with what appears to be a decent body) was arrested and charge with indecent exposure for walking around his kitchen and making coffee in his birthday suit. A passerby, who was cutting through his yard, saw him standing nude inside his own home and called police to report it. Then, the police actually arrested him and charged him?

If this were the law in Seattle, where I live, I would be arrested almost daily. I always walk around nude from the moment I wake up, make my tea, make breakfast, shower, dry my hair, do my makeup, and anything else that happens before I get dressed for work. I have a few large windows, sometimes forget to pull the shades and live downtown, so I am sure anyone who wanted to could look in and see me.

I pity the woman who reported this and worse her poor child who will probably grow up to think nudity is bad and the naked body is dirty. One also would ask, is she technically a peeper since she looked into his windows?

This is why you don't steal purses in Chinatown

I love this photo essay that was captured by accident. A photo journalist just happen to capture photos of good samaritans holding an irate (and shirtless?) purse snatcher until the police were able to take over.

My favorite part of the video? A kick to the ribs.

Women arrested for exposing herself & inserting a tampon in front of young boys

This hot mess of a woman, who has been arrested nine time already, found herself in a jam again. According to this Article :

According to the police report, Lewis was at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center. She began chasing two league football players, both under 16 years old. She told them she would catch them and then have sex with them.

She then walked between two picnic tables, pulled her pants down in front of both boys and inserted a tampon. The boys told police they looked away.

According to the report this woman was wasted and I don't know about you, but I have definitely done some stupid stuff while wasted but never have I thought about a tampon as sexy. Ever. Though I have never thought 15 year old boys were sexy, so maybe that puts me in the more normal category?

Family sleeps in cave, and I'm jealous.

I came across this and loved it. This couple decided to build a 17,000 square foot (that is as big as the office I work in!) house in a cave. There is a photo gallery totally worth checking out. The article mentions a goldfish pond that is filled by a natural spring, but sadly, that is not shown.

The really weird thing though, it says the family lived in tents for five years before the house was ready. That's rough.

Check out the pics

Worst First Date Ever...

If I were posting this on Twitter, I would follow it with a #sodetroit hashtag.

A woman met a man in a Detroit casino. This is something I have done a few times myself, as in Detroit everyone parks at Greektown Casino for free and then after going out you end up hanging at the Casino a bit while validating your parking and probably sobering up.

Anyway, they decided to go on a date at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am not into chain restaurants, but I love BW's!) in Ferndale (a burb of Detroit.) Well, sometime during the date he asked for her car keys because he thought he left his wallet in the car. She obliged and he took off with her car. Oh yeah, I am assuming he probably didn't pay the bill either.

How stupid is this guy? She had his pictures on her cell phone!

Another thing I must add, did the guy not have a car? There may be good reasons for this as, for example, I am in Detroit visiting my parents and do not have a car here. If I lived in Seattle, I would be OK dating a man without a car because there is actual public transportation there and we live downtown in a real city. But not having a car in Detroit is impossible and that should have probably been her first hint that this guy was a bum.

Here is the article: Worst First Date Ever

And his pic:

I think this is the only way you could get me to read a Celeb Gossip magazine

Special versions of Entertainment Weekly will be shipped with video player advertisements. You can flip through a magazine and a video player can tell you about the latest Pepsi promotion or show old clips of CBS shows. The video player is even rechargeable!

Too bad they are only being distributed to subscribers in NY and LA. I cannot help buy wonder how much these will be showing up for on Ebay.

You can read more about it here.