Women arrested for exposing herself & inserting a tampon in front of young boys

This hot mess of a woman, who has been arrested nine time already, found herself in a jam again. According to this Article :

According to the police report, Lewis was at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center. She began chasing two league football players, both under 16 years old. She told them she would catch them and then have sex with them.

She then walked between two picnic tables, pulled her pants down in front of both boys and inserted a tampon. The boys told police they looked away.

According to the report this woman was wasted and I don't know about you, but I have definitely done some stupid stuff while wasted but never have I thought about a tampon as sexy. Ever. Though I have never thought 15 year old boys were sexy, so maybe that puts me in the more normal category?