Family sleeps in cave, and I'm jealous.

I came across this and loved it. This couple decided to build a 17,000 square foot (that is as big as the office I work in!) house in a cave. There is a photo gallery totally worth checking out. The article mentions a goldfish pond that is filled by a natural spring, but sadly, that is not shown.

The really weird thing though, it says the family lived in tents for five years before the house was ready. That's rough.

Check out the pics

Worst First Date Ever...

If I were posting this on Twitter, I would follow it with a #sodetroit hashtag.

A woman met a man in a Detroit casino. This is something I have done a few times myself, as in Detroit everyone parks at Greektown Casino for free and then after going out you end up hanging at the Casino a bit while validating your parking and probably sobering up.

Anyway, they decided to go on a date at Buffalo Wild Wings (I am not into chain restaurants, but I love BW's!) in Ferndale (a burb of Detroit.) Well, sometime during the date he asked for her car keys because he thought he left his wallet in the car. She obliged and he took off with her car. Oh yeah, I am assuming he probably didn't pay the bill either.

How stupid is this guy? She had his pictures on her cell phone!

Another thing I must add, did the guy not have a car? There may be good reasons for this as, for example, I am in Detroit visiting my parents and do not have a car here. If I lived in Seattle, I would be OK dating a man without a car because there is actual public transportation there and we live downtown in a real city. But not having a car in Detroit is impossible and that should have probably been her first hint that this guy was a bum.

Here is the article: Worst First Date Ever

And his pic:

I think this is the only way you could get me to read a Celeb Gossip magazine

Special versions of Entertainment Weekly will be shipped with video player advertisements. You can flip through a magazine and a video player can tell you about the latest Pepsi promotion or show old clips of CBS shows. The video player is even rechargeable!

Too bad they are only being distributed to subscribers in NY and LA. I cannot help buy wonder how much these will be showing up for on Ebay.

You can read more about it here.

Our parents, the baby boomers, are still potheads.

I am not sure if this really comes as a shock to me, but apparently Baby Boomers like to smoke the pot, according to this article in Reuters.

The rates of people aged 50 to 59 who admit to using illicit drugs in the past year nearly doubled from 5.1 percent in 2002 to 9.4 percent in 2007 while rates among all other age groups are the same or decreasing

If this is the case, these people are getting into the elderly years, and we all know elderly people LOVE to vote and write their legislators. Maybe we'll see MJ laws relaxing more and more in the coming years. One could only hope.

Man who wanted to protect the sanctity of marriage, now getting divorced

How is this for irony? The man that donated $125,000 to yes on Proposition 8 (meaning he wants gay marriage banned) because he wanted to protect the sanctity of marriage is now leaving his wife - after 43 years of marriage.

He said he donated the money because of his Catholic beliefs. Apparently, he thinks that the Catholic church looks the other way on divorce? Good thing for him the government doesn't put constraints on divorce like it does marriage.

Read more about it here.

Robber snatched a purse... from a 3 yr old.

OK, first off, usually it's not the brightest of people that are snatching the purses off women's arms, but this guy... stole a three year old little girl's purse.

Not only is that absolutely horrible, who does that to a child, but how much money would a three year old have in her purse? I remember when I was in kindergarten, so about five years old, and thinking I was the wealthiest girl in the world because I found a five dollar bill.

Here is the link and it includes a pic of the dumbass.

Sarah Palin is still nuts

She recently posted on her facebook account a negative response to Obama's health care plan, even going as far as to say that her baby with down syndrome will be denied health care under the new plan.

You can read the post here.

Have a broken heart? Nothing a giant sperm cannot heal...

Check out this new giant sperm pillow some woman created. It is meant for broken hearted women that do not want to sleep alone. It is large enough to curl up with and even is heated!!

OK, I recently went through a rough heartache and some nights I hate sleeping alone... but I would NEVER EVER EVER purchase this... or want it, or need it. Weird.

Giant Sperm Pillow

P.S. My friend Paul thought this should be the headline -- "Women: Have a broken heart? Nothing a giant amount of sperm can't distract you from." There I fixed that for you.