Check out this new giant sperm pillow some woman created. It is meant for broken hearted women that do not want to sleep alone. It is large enough to curl up with and even is heated!!
OK, I recently went through a rough heartache and some nights I hate sleeping alone... but I would NEVER EVER EVER purchase this... or want it, or need it. Weird.
Giant Sperm Pillow
P.S. My friend Paul thought this should be the headline -- "Women: Have a broken heart? Nothing a giant amount of sperm can't distract you from." There I fixed that for you.
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