Monday, October 26, 2009

Man arrested for indecent exposure: in his own house.

This has got to be one of the more ridiculous stories I have heard in awhile. A 29 year old man (as a bonus - with what appears to be a decent body) was arrested and charge with indecent exposure for walking around his kitchen and making coffee in his birthday suit. A passerby, who was cutting through his yard, saw him standing nude inside his own home and called police to report it. Then, the police actually arrested him and charged him?

If this were the law in Seattle, where I live, I would be arrested almost daily. I always walk around nude from the moment I wake up, make my tea, make breakfast, shower, dry my hair, do my makeup, and anything else that happens before I get dressed for work. I have a few large windows, sometimes forget to pull the shades and live downtown, so I am sure anyone who wanted to could look in and see me.

I pity the woman who reported this and worse her poor child who will probably grow up to think nudity is bad and the naked body is dirty. One also would ask, is she technically a peeper since she looked into his windows?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

This is why you don't steal purses in Chinatown

I love this photo essay that was captured by accident. A photo journalist just happen to capture photos of good samaritans holding an irate (and shirtless?) purse snatcher until the police were able to take over.

My favorite part of the video? A kick to the ribs.

Women arrested for exposing herself & inserting a tampon in front of young boys

This hot mess of a woman, who has been arrested nine time already, found herself in a jam again. According to this Article :

According to the police report, Lewis was at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center. She began chasing two league football players, both under 16 years old. She told them she would catch them and then have sex with them.

She then walked between two picnic tables, pulled her pants down in front of both boys and inserted a tampon. The boys told police they looked away.


According to the report this woman was wasted and I don't know about you, but I have definitely done some stupid stuff while wasted but never have I thought about a tampon as sexy. Ever. Though I have never thought 15 year old boys were sexy, so maybe that puts me in the more normal category?